Counter-speech of March 22, 2023

“My dear compatriots,

I despise you.

Parachuted in by high finance and the "elite", I obey my masters with a fervor and zeal that even the most loyal dogs envy.

My goal is to destroy your freedoms and rights one after the other.

The Yellow Vests movement gave the impression of a potential uprising of the people for more democracy.

This is forbidden in our "democracy", where elections serve to lock up power and forbid a real democracy from happening.

So I organized a completely phony "great national debate" where I made the most naive people believe that I was interested in them... Fortunately the mass media and the national education are there to dumb you down and make you gullible and obedient!

The less naive, fortunately a minority, did not believe it and continued to bother me and my lackeys.

That's why the global pseudo-sanitary scam of 2020 was so timely.

The speech that my friends at McKinsey prepared for me for March 16, 2020 ("We are at war") hit the nail on the head and I am still laughing about it with Brigitte.

You really thought that after 3 years of abuse and humiliation, I was concerned about your health. LOL!

All the social engineering of the American firms showed its great effectiveness to control you.

You stayed home and were convinced that by locking yourself up and dividing you were saving lives.

My team and I created a fake mask shortage so that you would claim your own muzzles.

I asked the collaborationist media to organize a ritual that I particularly enjoyed: making you applaud the caregivers at 8pm.

It was a pleasure for me to see you scared, locked up at home, submissive to the extreme, applauding those you saw as saviors, while these saviors are for the most part totally incompetent in health, and have even obeyed my orders to eliminate a few thousand useless old people.

The funniest part of this story is that you all thought there was a pandemic, when nothing in particular happened.

Really, I must congratulate the French State services and its numerous collaborators for this generalized dumbing down. Onward to idiocracy!

I made you sign your certificates to self-authorize yourselves to leave your house, I muzzled you, and I made you believe that the solution would come from a toxic injection produced by my friends from Pfizer and the other cronies sponsored by the CIA.

Before, I used to think that there was really a significant minority of rebels in France. I could definitely see that it was not so.

I only needed on July 12, 2021, to threaten you with a single speech that you would no longer be able to go to a restaurant or to the terrace, for Doctolib [French platform for medical appointment booking] to be taken by storm for appointments for toxic injections.

Really, I love you!

The conflict in Ukraine since February 2022 has diverted the attention a bit and the fear has changed direction.

No big deal! With Ursula, Joe and all my CIA placed buddies, we had you posting Ukrainian flags everywhere.

It worked a little less than the health scam, but no matter, I still have several tools to control and manipulate you. The craziest fears that always work are "climate" and "viruses". I add on top of that a little bit of smoke and mirrors of a so-called interest for certain well-chosen minorities because it allows me to crush the majority with even more force!

When I tell you that I am pro-European, many people think that I want the good of the Europeans.

I love playing with words. In fact, I am for the application of the directives of the European Union, teleguided by my masters from the financial elites and presented as coming from democracy.

By applying these directives to the letter, my predecessors and I have opened certain sectors to competition, with the argument of lowering costs.

Of course, this was not true! Your electricity, water, train tickets, postage, etc. are more expensive and the service is now of abysmal quality.

BUT, the money is going straight into my buddies' pockets, and that's the main thing.

We are also nearing the end of the reform/destruction of the public hospital.

My friends at BlackRock and AXA are thrilled. You still believe that the hospital is there for your own good, so you will continue to shun those whom my friends in the pharmaceutical industry call quacks, and continue to offer your body to "science" by taking all the drugs and treatments that are still reimbursed by the Social Security, but that you will later pay for out of your own pocket, or thanks to loans that you will take out from my banker friends.

This is how I want to make you financially responsible for your healthcare.

On another front, my predecessors and I have been pushing for everyone to have a Linky meter [“smart” electricity meter], not to make you save electricity as we told you, but to control your consumption, and also control you of course.

I can't wait for "smart" water meters to arrive soon. I will have great pleasure in cutting off the water in your shower if you are disobedient.

I thank France 2 and France 3 [French National TV channels] for their new "climate and weather news". The fear and the guilt on which this new style of TV weather forecast plays are essential to maintain a constant latent anxiety!

Controlling the poors by making them believe that it is for their good and that of society... I love it!

For the destruction... sorry "reform" of pensions, I have already arranged everything with these same friends of BlackRock and private insurance. They will get their piece of the pie. You can protest as much as you want, the deal is done, and I don't care about your childishness. Despite the obvious scam of the French "democracy", you continue to vote. Even worse, you continue to vote for me. Now you have only your eyes to cry. I can help you cry with the tear gas grenades and the blast balls that my friend Gérald [Gérald Darmanin, French Home Office minister] bought with your tax money to keep you well behaved in the doghouse. A people needs to be trained!

You will work longer and you will get less money. Whether you like it or not.

Well, you'll work longer... if you can!

With the injections you've agreed to receive to "get your life back to normal", I'm making sure your life as a retiree is as short as possible. Too long of a residual life expectancy at the end of your career would be a big problem according to my banker friends.

Thank you for participating in this collective sacrifice with such gusto!

But to fully control you, I still need you.

I have launched a major attack on your children's health with the so-called HPV vaccine.

With the false pretext of combating a rare cancer, I want to make sure that every teenager and young adult within a few years will have received his or her perfectly useless, ineffective and very expensive toxic dose.

With your cooperation - and you've already cooperated so well... congrats for not saying a word about the 11 compulsory vaccines fir French kids!!! - we will be able to increase the health problems of the new generations and increase the fertility problems.

I count on you!

Don't forget. Your inability to ask yourselves questions and to get out of your naivety makes you despicable in my eyes and it is thanks to this that I will continue to attack you even more until your total submission.

Long live the credulity of the French, long live the Republic, long live the European Union, long live NATO and long live the CIA!"

Jérémie Mercier (text explanation of Emmanuel Macron's speeches)